SONGS

Here are all the songs on the tape we recently recorded and are now selling. Get'em while you can. There is a very limited quantity!! Not many left!! Most of them have been spoken for!! Just $3!! The address to order them is on the index page.


1. FUCK THE MIDWEST (Kent Deewall)

I can't stand redneck hicks. I don't like homophobic dicks. I hate wide open spces. I dispise boring places. FUCK THE MIDWEST! Burn it down. FUCK THE MIDWEST! And small towns. FUCK THE MIDWEST! And big trucks. FUCK THE MIDWEST! And stupid fucks. I don't like small town life. I can't stand Barney Fife. May the midwest burn in Hell. If it does it'll be just swell. FUCKTHE MIDWEST! Burn it down. FUCK THE MIDWEST! And small towns. FUCK THE MIDWEST! And big trucks. FUCK THE MIDWEST! And stupid fucks YEAH!!

2. Quit (Caleb Williams)

Always when I try I ust make things worse. Most of the time I think I'm just cursed. Days turn to shit when things go wrong. Guess if life was easy I wouldn't have had to write this song. QUIT!! QUIT!! As much as I try I can't keep from failing. I'm full of ideas but none of them prevailing. Sometimes I wish my luck would go away. Sometime real soon. Maybe like today. QUIT!! QUIT!! "Why are you so lazy?" my mom sayes to me. I say to my mom "Just leave me be!" I am what I am, that's what I'm gonna be. I am who I am and that's who I'm gonna be.

3. If the World Was Fair, Smoking Wouldn't Give You Cancer (Kent Deewall)

The world is shit and it ain't fair. All these morons taking up my air. This unjustice is wearing on my nerves. I wish people just got what they deserve. If the world was fair, smoking wouldn't give you cancer. I wouldn't be as ugly as I am. If the world was fair, smoking wouldn't give you cancer. But it's not so I don't give a damn. Oh Yeah! Assholes shouldn't always get the girl. Different kids shouldn't be viewed as bad. It's the jocks and preps that are the bastards. Why don't people realize this? If the world was fair, smoking wouldn't give you cancer. I wouldn't be as ugly as I am. If the world was fair, smoking wouldn't give you cancer. But it's not so I don't give a damn.

4. God Damn (Kent Deewall)

God damn! There's nothing to do. Sit in my room with the turn table on. Other kids get drunk and screw. Not me. That's not my style. Going crazy losing my mind. Things to do are hard to find. I'm sick of living this way. Bored as fuck EVERY DAY! Well, God damn! called my girl she wasn't home. I've got nothing to do. No where to be. I sit in KANSAS all by myself. At least I've got PUNK ROCK to be my friend! Going crazy losing my mind. Things to do are hard to find. I'm sick of living this way. Bored as fuck EVERY DAY! Twelve inches of vinyl on my stereo. My best friend, don't ya know? I'm hoping for better times. When things aren't so lame. Going crazy lsing my mind. Things to do are hard to find. Sick of lliving this way. Bored as fuck EVERY DAY! WELL GOD DAMN!!!

5. 4 Boys From Queens (Kent Deewall)

My life was changed in 1995 when 4 boys from queens opened up my eyes. With a 1-2-3-4 and a Gabba Gabba hey. With the chainsaw rythem that they did play! They saved my life with a Hey Ho Lets Go. Blasted out 3 chord rock so fast, not slow. They influenced people far and wide. They shouted the truth, they never lied! Their songs were short, never long. Even though they got old they still played on. 4 boys from Queens clad in black leather, started a blitzkriege that took the world by force.

6. Violence All Night (Kent Deewall)

I want to beat some ass. oi oi oi!! I want to break some glass. oi oi oi!! My fist will feel your face. oi oi oi!! I'm gonna spray you with some mace. oi oi oi!! I'm gonna kick your head. I'm gonna make you dead. I'm gonna slap you left and right. There'll be violence all through the night. I'm gonna smack you with a baseball bat. oi oi oi!!I'm gonna use you for a welcome mat. oi oi oi!! My knee fits nicely in your crotch. oi oi oi!! You're gonna hurt, just watch. oi oi oi!! I'm gonna kick your head. I'm gonna make you dead. I'm gonna slap you left and right. There'll be violence all through the night.

7. These Are the Days (The Ducky Boys)

8. Saturday Night (Kent Deewall)

Cruisin real slow in my Grand Marquise. Nothin to do, that's alright with me. Got my jeans rolled up and my hair just right. Driving around looking for a fight. SATURDAY NIGHT! We don't care. SATURDAY NIGHT! Trouble in the air. SATURDAY NIGHT! We are young. SATURDAY NIGHT. We're gonna have some fun. My leather jacket and a switchblade knife. Thinkin of my girl, want her to be my wife. My good buddies and a pack of smokes. Feelin real good we're crackin jokes. SATURDAY NIGHT! We don't care. SATURDAY NIGHT! Trouble in the air. SATURDAY NIGHT! We are young. SATURDAY NIGHT!Gonna have some fun. (bitchin guitar solo)

9. Rise up (The Ducky Boys)

10. 53rd and 3rd (The Ramones)

11. Ben's Song (Ben Underwood)

Everything's changed.Nothing's the same. So much to lose. Nothing to gain. Pretty little nun on her knees for cash. Pacifist at arms kicks the army's ass. GO!! Everything's changed. Nothing's the same. So much to lose. nothing to gain. System you created pulls your strings. Capital punishment is nothing but a threat. GO!!

12. Monkey On My Back (Ben Underwood)

Everybody thinks they know what's best for me. All they do is breed anarchy. Pushing and pulling and shoving me down. Preaching and Preaching but I don't hear a sound. Monkey on my back. (draggin me down) Looking over my shoulder. (no reliefe found. There's somebody watching me. Everytime I try to have a little fun. My mom finds out and I'm grounded again. Why can't they just leave me alone? I wan't to live my life as my own. Monkey on my back. (draggin me down) Looking over my shoulder. (no reliefe found) there's somebody wathching ME.

13. Cool (Ben Underwood)

Everybody's telling me be cool like me. Be a little slut, get pregnant like me. Join the army, be a man like me. Flaunt that ass. Be a Christian like me. FUCK!! YOU!! FUCK YOU MAN!! Everyone's telling me be cool like me. Go out for football, be a jock like me. Get drunk every weekend, be a fuckin alchy. Find a little slut, fuck her in the backseat. FUCK!! YOU!! FUCK YOU MAN!! Everyone sayes that I can be cool. But I don't want to be popular at school. If that's what it takes for me to be cool. I think I'd rather play the fool. Hey, ma, take a look at me. Why can't you just leave me be? FUCK!! YOU!! FUCK YOU MAN!!